barebackinq:

a strip club but instead of naked women its cute dogs that you give dog treats to for them to do tricks

bands-boys-stuff:

shadesocool:

I wonder if Ashton has a special assistant who neatly irons and folds his bandanas for him

It’s probably luke

jamescannotfly:

nostopdasgay:

everets:

Every morning the light comes in and my toilet looks beautiful

holy shit

Please tell me that was an intentional pun
victorvigny:


Ah yes thank you that’s exactly what I meant.

harrysbroadshoulders:

Luke is a Very Teeny Boy inside a Very Large body

sweetlukey:

make me chose between two bands/songs/albums

clock-strike:

unfollowlng:

seenaill:

unfollowlng:

If you think your mom overreacts just remember once my mom cancelled our trip to New York because I refused to eat the meatloaf she made

my mom accused me of selling my birth certificate and social security to the black market when she couldn’t find them

you win

My mom kicked me out of the house for a week because I told her I liked my dad’s food more..

caseyanthonyofficial:

I hate when I smile at a stranger and they don’t smile back I’m doing this for you fucker

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